To clear this matter up further, who better to speak to than the world squirting champion Lola Jean. ‘In the past, it used to be thought that the fluid was urine which caused many women great embarrassment but we now know this is not the case and that there appear to be two types of fluid, called squirting and ejaculate fluid,’ he explains.
Let’s get started…įortunately, Dr Henderson is a progressive thinker and can confirm that squirting is NOT the same as peeing. Obviously, you can enjoy the pastime with your vagina-having partner, but if you have a penis and you want to play at squirting, that’s a slightly different ballgame and just too confusing to get into right now.įor the sake of consistency, we refer to it as female ejaculation or squirting, but we don’t want all the vagina-owners out there who don’t identify as female to feel left out, so bring your clitoral-pistols and prepare to party. Anyone with a vagina can jump on board, so you can enjoy this soggy pastime if you’re trans, non-binary, undecided or a wet otter (assuming otters have vaginas?) but this is not for the boys. For a start, is it really gism shooting out of your vagina, or are you just peeing all over the place? Does it feel nice? And OMG can women get themselves pregnant with their own lady-semen and will this eliminate the male race!? But perhaps most importantly of all, just how do you get a ticket to the wettest party in town and teach yourself to squirt?įirst things first, female ejaculation isn’t just for the ladies. Unless you’ve been hiding under a wet rock, you will know that spunky expulsions aren’t just reserved for the boys and, if you’re lucky, you’ll have experienced the miracle of female ejaculation.īut assuming you haven’t already mastered the art of draining your vajayjay, the concept of vulval ejection probably leaves you with more questions than answers.